Bite My Nipple?

Tomorrow is my next u/s appointment.  In lieu of having actual IF information to report, I decided to share my new discovery.  Playing around with my wordpress account today I discovered that you can see terms that people entered into search engines that led them to my blog.

These are my favorites:

sex blogs (I guess this is kind of a sex blog)

frequent soft stools (ok, it’s true, I did mention that one before)

glob of ewcm (yeah, I recognize that, too)

have sex (yes, please)

afternoon sex (sure, but my break is only 15 minutes, so you better have a vibrating penis)

weepy nipple (yeah, when a fire ant bites it!!)

porn stars having sex (isn’t that what porn stars, you know, do for a living?)

how to bite my nipple (are they asking how to bite their own nipple?  no longer possible for me since my breast reduction)

moms sex (argh, did not need to just picture my mom having sex)

making out…bites my nipples  (ok, I know I never mentioned making out.  but sounds hot!  perhaps you should check out the porn references above …)

Hmm, educational.

On a side note, I’ve noticed lately that the Gonal F shots have actually started to hurt.  It’s not going to stop me from taking them, I’m just as committed as ever.  But at first I hardly noticed them and some were completely painless.  Now they really sting, and sometimes they ache a bit for a little while afterwards.  Maybe I need to push it in faster.  Or slower.  Or be sure to make sure the meds really warm up first.  Or maybe I’m just getting wussy.

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17 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. meinsideout
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 07:17:44

    Too funny. I hope the gonal f is nicer to you. I found that if I rubbed the area really hard after the shot, it helped.

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  2. Sweet Georgia
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 08:28:49

    Very funny! My google searches aren’t nearly that interesting! Hope the Gonal F gets less ouchy.

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  3. D
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 08:42:50

    wow! quite the list….mine from blogger is no where near as exciting. perhaps because i always type s.ex to keep those searches away 🙂 I may have to reread your blog….seems that I missed some important tips 🙂
    sorry to hear the gonal f is bothering you, bleh. hope it gets better.

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  4. athena
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 09:27:02

    hahah!
    sorry about the additional pain! so much fun!

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  5. Low Fat Lady
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 10:01:24

    Have you googled around to see if anyone has any suggestions on making it less painful? That’s funny about all the search terms people found you with. When I signed up to wordpress I took myself out of the listings for search engines so I don’t get that list.

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  6. Pie
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 10:08:32

    I think those shots begin to hurt more because your tummy has shot fatigue. Ya know – even though you may not see a bruise, the area has had shots around it, and just feels more sensitive. Hang in there, you are almost done!

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    • iamstacey
      Sep 02, 2009 @ 20:51:02

      I’m SO ready to lay an egg already! I think you’re probably right about the sore area. Weirdly enough, the left side hurts more than the right so I tend to do all the shots on the right. No wonder it’s getting sore!

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  7. Michelle
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 11:41:47

    Sorry they are hurting you…I hope that does not last.

    I always love to see the search terms. They crack me up!

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  8. Kate
    Sep 02, 2009 @ 15:31:06

    Lordie! Those are some interesting search terms, lol!

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  9. stacey
    Sep 04, 2009 @ 00:38:38

    LOL! That is some funny stuff. I always wonder what people think when they realize it’s not quite what they were looking for!

    Reply

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